Story of Barca in this transfer window

by - August 23, 2017

1. Went to sign Verrati and ended up losing Neymar.

2. Totally unsettled Coutinho and Dembele without even negotiating with their respective club. Now both Liverpool and Dortmund are unwilling to sell their players. Next Few Hours FC have become a joke in internet.

4. Signed Paulinho for 40M out of nowhere which is also supposed to be money laundering act from President Bartomeu.

3. Barca reportedly interested in signing Jean Seri and held talk with Nice because fan started mentioning his name in twitter. Not because any of the club's scout have watched him in past.

4. Director of Football Pep Segura directly blamed Pique for Classico loss and also publicly declared that Coutinho and Dembele will be signed without any base.

5. #BartomeuDimiteHoy still trending in twitter.

6. Bartomeu decided to file a law suit against Neymar and his dad because he has got very good lawyers. Just after few hours of this announcement several key players including Lio, Geri and Luisito were seen partying with Neymar.

7. First team coach Ernesto Valverde indirectly expressed that the current team is not good enough and he needs signing to win trophies.

8. Iniesta and Messi are yet to sign renewals and if this goes like this , they can leave the club for FREE after this season.

9. As of now the club have 11 midfielders but only one of them (Busquets) can walk away in the starting lineup of big clubs like Madrid , Juve or United. Iniesta is ageing now. The club failed to sell unwanted players and replace the key players with similar profile.

10. Last but not least , FC Barcelona's social media is hacked. 😂 And this is not even the biggest joke of the day.

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